Welcome to the 6th floor.
Today’s contributors are: Ann, Sara, Tabitha, Frank, Billy and Scott.
Subject: Three Months
Yesterday we’re standing around in the kitchen as usual, Tabitha’s making tomato sauce and the rest of us are just getting in the way.
“We’ve managed to keep up the blog for three months tomorrow. That’s kind of exciting.”
“It kind of is, I though for sure we’d just let it flop. It’s almost enjoyable when you’re not bugging me to make a post.”
“I compiled some statistics that I found interesting about it. Ann, not surprisingly made the most posts, 10, of the 27 total. And Scott the least, with two.”
“I’m surprised he made two. That’s less then one a month, but at least he’s paying attention.”
“I pay attention more than you think! I always answer all those emails from our hot female fans!”
“We don’t really get any emails, and how would you even know they’re hot?”
“You can learn a lot from a person’s email address.”
“You can usually learn their name, and not much else. How well did knowing Liza’s name do you on that blind date?”
“That’s enough! Don’t bring her up!”
“Liza…Liza..Was that the one with the…“
“Anyway, 27 posts doesn’t seem that bad. That’d be over 100 in a year.”
“Do we do 100 things worth blogging about in a year?”
“Probably not, but they can’t all be gems right?”
“Not a lot of people find our blog by searching, but some did by some odd search words. Although I doubt they stayed and became readers. We do only average about 20 visitors a day, and who knows how many of those are us?”
“What kind of search words? Here, taste this.” Tabitha shoves a wooden spoon of tomato sauce at Billy.
“Well there was ‘Kahlua Stripper’.”
“I wouldn’t mind having a Kahlua stripper.”
“‘Old rooms to go Mickey Mouse’. I don’t even know what that was, I’m assuming it went to Frank’s post about his trip to Disney World.”
“The person that stuck around longest after searching, other than the person who searched for 6thfloorblog.blogspot.com, was the person that searched ‘disney tourist trap’.
“Well my post was relevant to that search, so it makes sense.”
“Another weird one, ’soda no straws’. They didn’t stick around, but I have no idea what they were looking for.”
“Any porn ones? I always hear bloggers talking about weird porn searches.”
“Well are you going to blog about this conversation? I could start talking about…”
“NO! Knock it off. We don’t want weird porn freaks coming here.”
“Well who cares how they get here right? A reader is a reader.”
“I don’t care.”
“Anyway, my favorite search was ‘tabitha coors light girl’.”
“Some guy met some girl at a bar that was doing a Coors Light promotion and he’s trying to find her again?”
“Maybe. Or maybe Tabitha moonlights as a Coors Light girl?”
“Haha. I don’t think so.”
“Our most common labels are all alcohol related. We’ve got drunk, drinking, tequila, alcohol..”
“That’s not that surprising knowing us. Look at Scott, we haven’t even eaten dinner and he’s already finishing his second beer.”
“It was a rough day today! I had to work with this really stupid girl, and the customers were all annoying. And I had the early shift, I’ve been up for a long time.”
“I’m really in the mood for ice cream tonight, do you guys want to head over to that place on 3rd that we like after dinner?”
“Ice cream would really hit the spot tonight. This isn’t the place with the creamy corn gelato is it?”
“No, not that one. Although that place was pretty good too, at least the other stuff was, I don’t think I’d want to try the corn.”
“First, lets have dinner. Scott, help Billy set the table.”
“I’m setting the table?”
“If you want to eat you are.” Tabitha says with a wink.
Welcome to the 6th floor.
Today’s contributors are: Frank, Billy and Scott.
Subject: Guy’s Night In
I was playing Dr. Mario with Ann when Tabitha came and got her, and then they left. They said they were meeting Sara somewhere. I noted to Scott and Frank that the apartment was girl-free at the moment, so we decided to do some guy things while we had the chance.
“Why do we still drink crap like this? Who bought it?” asked Frank as he handed out some of the Coors Light in the fridge.
“Tabitha I think. We don’t have anything better?”
“There were some Bacardi Silver’s. I think that would be a blow to our manly guy night though.”
“Put something better in then. Dr. Mario is seriously not a man’s game.”
“MLB: The Show? Or we could just watch SportsCenter.”
“Skip SportsCenter. Look, there’s a poker game on.”
“That’d be like watching you work. How lame is that? Watching poker is totally not manly. Playing poker might be, but I’m not playing poker with you anyway.”
“So video games it is then. So where do you think the girls went anyway?”
“I heard them say something about Sara.”
“Must be. She’s usually asleep by this time. I wonder were she went.”
“Maybe she snapped under the pressure and killed someone.”
“Maybe they’re bailing her out of jail then!”
“I don’t think you get out that easily if you kill someone. She’s probably just at a co-workers apartment. I don’t know why Tabitha and Ann had to go find her though.”
“Action movies! Billy, pop in one of those shoot-em-up films and I’ll get us some snacks. We do still have snacks right?”
“I think we do. You live here too, just check. Or did you forget how to use the cabinet?”
“I just leave everything I need on the counter so I don’t have to use the cabinets.”
“Doesn’t Tabitha yell at you about that all the time?”
“He has a cabinet full of half-eaten stuff, because Tabitha gets annoyed and puts them away, and then if he asks she won’t tell him where she put it.”
“Oh yeah, that’s where those moths came from that time. The half-used tin of hot chocolate that Scott had forgotten about all year.”
“I’m just an opportunistic eater. If it’s not right in front of me, I usually don’t want it that much.”
“First cabinet to the left of the sink, there are some pretzels and potato chips in there. Lets start watching.”
“There are some bowls in the cabinet next to the fridge.”
“Bowls? Who needs bowls? Just for that comment, you’re writing the next blog entry to get Ann to stop bugging us for a while.”