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Frank’s Rant

Welcome to the 6th floor.

Today’s contributors are: Ann, Tabitha, Frank, Billy and Scott.

Subject: Frank’s Rant

 

Stupid weather! Why has it been cold, windy or rainy all week? Where’s spring and summer? Baseball has started. It’s supposed to be warm. I’m tired of jackets!”

 

Well April showers bring May flowers!”

 

And I care about flowers? Are there natural flowers on this island anyway? It’s all concrete. Everything that grows is planted and watered and cultivated!”

 

What do May flowers bring?”

 

Tabitha and Billy together: “Pilgrims!”

 

You guys are dorks.”

 

Everything’s so dreary. The economy sucks, I somehow owe money to the government, I haven’t been able to sleep in days and I haven’t had a date in a month!”

 

Maybe you should try keeping more normal hours. I can’t imagine it’s easy to meet women at four am.”

 

Not the cheap kind anyway, if you know what I mean.” Scott winks.

 

Actually, that probably is the cheap ones. I’d imagine the higher priced ones have already found a client by then, not looking for the first drunk guy to stumble out of a bar.”

 

I’m not that desperate anyway! Screw them and their diseases! Wake up at the crack of dawn like Sara? Not for me! Maybe I need to take a trip somewhere. Get out of the city, connect with nature.”

 

Maybe you just need some fresh air, and some outside stimulation. But let me know if you go somewhere. I worry.”

 

Yes, I know you worry. I’ll keep you updated. Maybe I should make a twitter account and update it constantly so you know exactly where I am at all times!”

 

Or we could install a GPS tracking device on you.”

 

Perfect. I’ll get right on that. Maybe I’ll just get it implanted into my shoulder. Fine, fresh air. I’m going for a walk. We have an umbrella right? Oh, I see it there drying from when Ann came in. I’m borrowing it. Talk to you later.” Frank takes the umbrella and leaves.

 

That was quite a rant.”

April 15th, 2009 by Ann in 6th Floor, life, rain, weather
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