{"id":3521,"date":"2023-05-26T10:59:00","date_gmt":"2023-05-26T14:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ceetar.com\/optimisticmetsfan\/?p=3521"},"modified":"2023-05-25T23:01:09","modified_gmt":"2023-05-26T03:01:09","slug":"breaking-mets-call-up-slurpuff-to-pitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ceetar.com\/optimisticmetsfan\/2023\/05\/26\/breaking-mets-call-up-slurpuff-to-pitch\/","title":{"rendered":"Breaking: Mets call up Slurpuff to Pitch"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>The Mets should call up Slurpuff, the Cotton Candy Pok\u00e9mon, to pitch Friday night&#8217;s baseball game. Slurpuff is a fairy-type Pok\u00e9mon that is known for its ability to spin cotton candy out of its mouth. This ability would be perfect for a baseball game, as it would allow Slurpuff to create a cloud of cotton candy around the batter, making it difficult for them to see the ball. Additionally, Slurpuff is a very fast Pok\u00e9mon, which would be an asset on the mound. Slurpuff would be able to pitch the ball very quickly, making it difficult for the batter to hit.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Mets should call up Slurpuff, the Cotton Candy Pok\u00e9mon, to pitch Friday night&#8217;s baseball game. Slurpuff is a fairy-type Pok\u00e9mon that is known for its ability to spin cotton candy out of its mouth. This ability would be perfect for a baseball game, as it would allow Slurpuff to create a cloud of cotton &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ceetar.com\/optimisticmetsfan\/2023\/05\/26\/breaking-mets-call-up-slurpuff-to-pitch\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Breaking: Mets call up Slurpuff to Pitch&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3522,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3084],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ceetar.com\/optimisticmetsfan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3521"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ceetar.com\/optimisticmetsfan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ceetar.com\/optimisticmetsfan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ceetar.com\/optimisticmetsfan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ceetar.com\/optimisticmetsfan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3521"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ceetar.com\/optimisticmetsfan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3523,"href":"http:\/\/www.ceetar.com\/optimisticmetsfan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3521\/revisions\/3523"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ceetar.com\/optimisticmetsfan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3522"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ceetar.com\/optimisticmetsfan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ceetar.com\/optimisticmetsfan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ceetar.com\/optimisticmetsfan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}