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Dear Derek Jeter,<\/p>\n
Fine. You persisted. You asked me, day after day, for months and years, \u201cHave you been to my website lately?\u201d. So I went. I was driven to check it out. Let me tell you something, It wasn’t all you’ve hyped it to be.<\/p>\n
The first thing I noticed was that it made the processor in my computer go wild. That site ate up resources faster than C.C. At the buffet.<\/p>\n
I tried some of the cheesy flash games. They sucked. I have a feeling they were developed in a single day, and thrown together for the sake of having something on the site. One was a lame game where you had to ‘be a major league shortstop’ and catch balls, but the balls were thrown to all parts of the field, from in front of the plate all the way to the wall. I know you’ve got a huge ego, but do you really think you can play defense so well you don’t need the other eight guys?<\/p>\n
Then I played the racing game, which came with no instructions, and featured racing against two other cars, none of which seemed to resemble the Ford Edge you’re always hyping. I had no idea what I was supposed to do so I just tried to ram the other cars. Unfortunately, collisions weren’t programmed in and I just passed through it like it wasn’t there.<\/p>\n
After finding another link to the racing game, I played some trivia. Silly questions about Ford products mixed in with questions about your accomplishments as a player. Yawn.<\/p>\n
After I figured out how to navigate the TV part of your site, I watched the outtakes. Most of them were you just stumbling over words or forgetting what you were saying while standing in front of a green screen. They weren’t really very good.<\/p>\n
But the best part just had to be the ‘hidden’ icons that popped up thrilling information about Ford products when I scrolled over them. \u201cFord is second to none in terms of quality.\u201d<\/p>\n
I did it. I finally visited your website, and it was a horrible waste of my time. Can you please shut up now?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Dear Derek Jeter, Fine. You persisted. You asked me, day after day, for months and years, \u201cHave you been to my website lately?\u201d. So I went. I was driven to check it out. Let me tell you something, It wasn’t all you’ve hyped it to be. The first thing I noticed was that it made … <\/p>\n