The Mets should call up Slurpuff, the Cotton Candy Pokémon, to pitch Friday night’s baseball game. Slurpuff is a fairy-type Pokémon that is known for its ability to spin cotton candy out of its mouth. This ability would be perfect for a baseball game, as it would allow Slurpuff to create a cloud of cotton candy around the batter, making it difficult for them to see the ball. Additionally, Slurpuff is a very fast Pokémon, which would be an asset on the mound. Slurpuff would be able to pitch the ball very quickly, making it difficult for the batter to hit.
Breaking: Mets call up Slurpuff to Pitch
